The Side Eye Guy Song!

Описание: I wrote you a song SEG,
because I appreciate you and
I think you are fun and you deserve
a cool song about you.

“The Side Eye Guy (Cool Behind the Mask)”
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🎭 Verse 1
He’s the man with the mask and the clever grin,
When the fake ghost shows, he won’t give in,
He’s got logic shining, clear and true,
And a wicked sense of humor too!
He’ll raise a brow, he’ll tilt his head,
When someone says, “The ghost just said!”
He smiles, stays calm, no need to pry,
That’s our friend — the Side Eye Guy!
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🎶 Chorus
Oh, Side Eye Guy, you make us laugh,
Keepin’ ghost investigators on the right path,
Behind that mask, there’s heart and mind,
A thinker, a joker, one of a kind.
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Verse 2
Alison and Kag had a plan that night,
“The longest Estes ever!” — what a sight!
For nearly 30 minutes, he gave it a try,
Half asleep but he still stayed sly.
Tried Bologna in the U.S.A.,
Took one bite — “nah, no way!”
And when there’s need, he gives with pride,
Raising funds, he’s pure good inside.
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🎶 Chorus
Oh, Side Eye Guy, you make us smile,
You keep it real in your clever style,
Behind that mask, there’s a brilliant mind,
Seeing through the noise, one truth at a time.
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🕷️ Bridge (playful & spoken rhythm)
He’s brave with ghosts, he won’t run scared,
But a big huntsman? — “Nope! Not prepared!”
Still, he’s our hero, cool as they come,
Even when spiders make him run!
(quick instrumental riff)
🎸 ba-da-da, ba-da-da, Side Eye!
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🎤 Crowd Chant Section
(call and response style)
Lead: Who keeps it real?
Crowd: Side Eye Guy!
Lead: Who makes us laugh till we cry?
Crowd: Side Eye Guy!
Lead: Who calls out fakes with style and grace?
Crowd: The man with the mask and the clever face!
All Together:
Side Eye! Side Eye! Keepin’ it true!
Side Eye! Side Eye! We believe in you!
Side Eye! Side Eye! Raise it high!
Here’s to our mate — the Side Eye Guy! 🎭
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🎶 Final Chorus (big and bright)
Side Eye Guy, you’re the reason why,
We laugh, we learn, we question the sky,
With masks, with heart, with logic’s glow,
You keep it real everywhere you go!
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🎬 Outro (spoken with soft beat)
“Stay curious… stay kind…
And remember —
If it whispers from the wall,
Check for those air vents first.” 😄
He's the Side Eye Guy!!



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