JB's Dumbest Instagram Purchase Ever

Описание: Episode Description “Would you risk turning orange for the perfect tan?” That’s the burning question as JB confesses his latest—and possibly most embarrassing—Instagram purchase: oral tanning drops that promise a sun-kissed glow from the inside out! 🌞💧

This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is packed with hilarious confessions, relatable trends, and Austin’s hottest updates. 

 JB unveils his Insta-inspired “appearance” hack. From red light therapy caps to grounding mats and massage gadgets, JB’s collection of quirky purchases gets a full roast. The highlight? JB’s optimism about his new tanning drops—“I’m only a couple days into it… What if I look orange like a bodybuilder?”—sparks laughter and playful skepticism from Sandy. JB’s hope: “Maybe I won’t burn while driving the boat for my daughter.” 🚤

Tricia jumps in with her own wellness confession: “I won’t eat my creatine gummies because they make me toot.” The crew can’t help but laugh, with Sandy chiming in, “No toots for you?” and JB recalling the movie Something About Mary for a hilarious tangent. 🍬💨

The episode also dives into Austin’s music scene, with Tricia sharing updates on the George Strait concert and reminiscing about wild nights at Kid Rock shows. Ticket scalping drama, helicopter commutes, and the “strippers per capita” at concerts keep the energy high. 🎸🎤

Listeners get a taste of everyday trends, too, as Sandy spotlights “car scrolling”—the new way parents find a moment’s peace before heading inside. “It’s the modern version of heading into the bathroom with a newspaper tucked under your arm,” Sandy jokes. 🚗📱 The show wraps with a lively debate on electric vehicles, charging anxiety, and JB’s dream of owning a Rivian truck that goes “zero to sixty in two and a half seconds—Porsche 911 turbo fast!” 🚙⚡

  Memorable Quotes:

• “Would you risk turning orange for the perfect tan?” – Sandy
• “I’m optimistic here. You’re going to have a golden tan… in the dead of January!” – Sandy
• “The gummies give me toots.” – Tricia
• “If someone honks at me, this is the spot I die in.” – JB
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