SOLO DAD - Sandals, Socks, and Survival Mode

Описание: Let’s be real: Being a single dad is 10% parenting and 90% wondering when 6th grade math became a foreign language.
I wrote this song because, well... I am this dad. This is a true story about the daily struggle of keeping an 11-year-old alive while my hairline decides to retreat and my fashion sense peaks at "White Socks and Sandals."
If you’ve ever seen me in the kitchen at 7:00 AM looking like a deer in headlights, this track is for you.
The Solo Dad Life includes:
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The Math Crisis: Secretly Googling "how to find the area of a trapezoid" under the table so my kid thinks I'm a genius. (Spoiler: I’m not).
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The Lunchbox Lottery: Some days it's a balanced meal; other days it’s a bag of pretzels and a lukewarm yogurt tube. It’s a disaster, but it’s fed with love.
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The "Cool" Factor: Trying to stay relevant to a pre-teen who thinks my existence is a walking dad joke.
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The Uniform: Rocking the socks-and-sandals combo because at this point, comfort is the only thing I have left.
It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and I’m definitely winging it—but I wouldn't trade it for anything. To all the solo parents out there just trying to survive the school week: I see you.
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