ImCade

I got forced to rake these stupid leaves

I served fantasy monsters with sketchy alcohol in Tavern Keeper

I consumed everything on earth to end all life

I used my seed to kill everything

I conquered entire kingdoms as an evil vampire in Decks of the Damned

I eradicated all grime with my power washer

I found the ultimate heroes to save the world in The Lonesome Guild

I abused a moose to make me rich

I took this trash island to a tropical oasis

I solved secret puzzles to become the ultimate wizard

My wife threw out my card collection so I bought a dump to find them all

I farmed mushrooms until I was a billionaire

I got stronger by stealing meat in SWAPMEAT

I decide who lives and dies

I abused slimes to pay my rent

I got rich manipulating the stock market

I got forced into a toll booth to pay my debts

Upgrading my hands to murder everything

I automated mining in the best ways

I sacrificed weird baby geese for profit

I was forced to fight skeletons and survive

I evolved the deadliest balls mankind has ever seen

I got addicted to unclogging drains

I got rich scamming with Miniatures in Tabletop Game Shop

I served the best sushi to climb out of debt

I saved the world from every virus

I got banished from heaven unless I murder every demon

I found a spellbook and became a murderer in Runeborn

I found out how to beat gambling

My money grows on trees