None Edit by Caillou Wang 王靖凱

如果你想體驗資本主義極限運作請參觀台灣攝影器材展這裡什麼都沒有但價錢有夠多每顆鏡頭都附贈焦慮每個業務都會說你不買會後悔我說我買就破產

攝影業界比曝光過度還白比價格過度還紅。

攝影展比相機還模糊的是他們的誠意。 2

Paid $50 for a short gondola ride but got lifetime trust issues included

Mountain train goes through clouds like anime intro until inspector appears final boss style 2

所謂的全新燈光系統拍起來還不如我家樓下檳榔攤的LEDprice tag卻貴到讓我懷疑是不是附贈靈魂契約書thank you big brand for stealing my wallet with

每次走進台北攝影器材展就像被詐騙大學錄取滿滿商業味、零靈魂創意那些業務比AI更無情推銷整場像地獄行銷模擬器。 2

I thought funicular meant fun but turns out it Latin for gravity revenge with scenic soundtrack

I booked this Swiss B&B for relaxation but found out the snacks expired during the last century stil

They said 滑車 fun ride; forgot to mention 20° cliff and echoing screams

這瑞士早餐太華麗我配不上＿一個亞洲胃的尊嚴消失在起司煙霧中 2

I tried to blend in but my tourist energy screamed louder than the train horn 亞洲人低調失敗現場 2

Mountain train driver too chill for someone literally driving through clouds like he in a Miyazaki f

Swiss infrastructure looks from 3025 but my brain still 1990 shouting 這真的安全嗎! 2

那些假demo影片拍得比好萊塢還夢幻實際拿到手畫面像鬼片預告。

Little train moves slower than my WiFi but costs more than my laptop

早上七點吃甜點真的需要勇氣瑞士人竟然配咖啡吃蛋糕我在內心尖叫但外表保持優雅

Swiss cheese fondue feels like hugging a cow soul這香氣太強烈我整個人陷入乳感幻覺 2

早餐那塊麵包配起司像交錯命運＿吃完嘴油但心滿it poetic and disgusting 2

My mom said Swiss transport is safe then screamed louder than the brakes 滑車瘋狂滑下懸崖邊我整個人快解體 2

Swiss elevator is made of glassand so is my courageboth cracked instantly

This trip taught me that the real Swiss national sport is screaming gracefully at 2000 meters 2

Every Swiss gondola has two features stunning view and emotional damage 2

I trusted Swiss technology until it started beeping midair like Windows Update asking restart now

瑞士的甜點太細膩我嘴巴懷孕＿法式香草配義式冰淇淋直接炸裂my taste buds screaming SOS but politely

Every Swiss gondola has two things in common breathtaking scenery and emotional damage

When the train enters the tunnelmy soul exits my body瑞士鐵道靈魂傳送門體驗 2

I thought funicular meant fun but apparently it means gravity revenge simulator built by optimistic

When the cable car shakes the Swiss smile tourists panic and I start praying bilingual 2

Riding a 瑞士纜車 feels like hanging between heaven and my anxietybeautiful view sure but also one wrong