Astor Rhymemaster
Exploring the intersection of music and words. Contact: [email protected]
Snow White's Music Isn't Bad. It's Worse.
Is "Waiting On A Wish" Truly That Bad?
Spellbound Made Me Do The Unthinkable
Mufasa, Lin-Manuel, and Cooking with Water
It DIDN'T give Ariana (Wicked 2024 analysis)
LIN-MANUEL COME BACK (Can I Get A Chee Hoo? Review)
Moana 2's First Impression Is... Not Promising (Lyric Analysis)
Once Upon A December Lets the Music Speak (ft. @MusicTheatreTheory)
Bad Cinderella's Lyrics are THAT Bad
Lyric Theory 101: Song Structure
Disney's Live Action Failures Started Here - Belle
FANDOM SONGS - Songwriter Reacts
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure Has (Even) Better Music Than You Think
Hazbin Hotel's Most Embarrassing Song (and One That Isn't)
Did He Fix "This is The Thanks I Get?"
That Time Disney Ruined Prince Ali
Lyric Theory 101: Rhymes
The Brilliance of "Bells of Notre Dame"
Original Song - Thumbstopper (Instrumental)
Original Song - Neon Blue (Instrumental)
"This Wish," The Most Awkward "I Want" Song
Why "This is The Thanks I Get?" Failed As a Villain Song
The Popification of Disney
The gutting of Under The Sea
Actually, Wild Uncharted Waters is a mess
Breaking Down Part of Your World - 1989 vs 2023
How Poor Unfortunate Souls Got Butchered
"The Scuttlebutt" Might Be Disney's Worst Song
FANMADE - Pokemon Scarlet Final Boss Theme