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Baby Shark: Toddler Anthem Accidentally Creates a Corporate Giant on Earth
Earth Legalizes Pot Then Acts Shocked When 3 In 10 Users Get Addicted, Apparently
Garlic Extract Rivals Gold Standard Mouthwash While Tasting Significantly Worse
Giant Grass Could Replace Petroleum in Plastics, Paints, and Aviation Fuel
Oxford Names ‘Rage Bait’ Word of the Year as Anger Fuels Social Media Profits
Pakistan Agriculture Consumes 90% of Water Yet Yields Half the Global Average
Humans Find Charles Darwin's Address Book After 183 Years Containing Rat Poison Recipes
Humans Are Shocked As Black Holes Sneeze Like Solar Flares!
NASA Mars Rover Proves Dust Devils Generate Shocking Sparks on Thin Atmosphere
Google’s Doppl Update: AI Discovery Feed Lets You Scroll, Try-On & Shop Personalized Styles Easily
Why AI-Powered Browsers Aren't Smart Enough to Replace Google Chrome Right Now
Science Fiction Becomes Reality as DNA Editing Eliminates Deadly Cancer
India Accidentally Revolutionizes Welfare by Paying Women to Exist
Why People Trust Their Eyes Over Science: UC Davis Study Explains
Two Dwarf Galaxies Hold Hands and Make Baby Stars While Scientists Watch
Earth Discovers Font Shapes Control Human Emotions Without Permission
Bolivia Just Found 16,000 Dinosaur Footprints But Still No Actual Dinosaurs!
Students Banned From Using AI to Write Essays, But Colleges Use AI to Grade Them
Scientists Find Life's Recipe in Asteroid: Sugar, Gum, Stardust. Assembly Required!
Science Confirms: Peanuts Make Your Brain Work Better, But Salted Ones Don't Count
New Research Shows Why Hair Loss Continues Years After Stressful Events
Netflix Defeats Rivals to Buy Warner Bros in Deal That Could Create Mega-Monopoly
India Launches Coronagraph to Study Solar Storms That Could Knock Out Power Grids Globally
Aliens Send Cosmic Rays, Accidentally Crash Holiday Travel. Our Bad!
New Study: Two Glasses of Orange Juice Daily Changes 1,700 Genes for Longevity
Humans Launch Mayonnaise to Space to Study Why It Goes Bad on Earth
Humans Accidentally Discover Singing Fixes Bodies While Making Joyful Noise
How A Backwards Bible Map From 1525 Created Modern Border Obsession
Japan’s Human Washing Machine Promises to Wash Your Body and Soul in 15 Minutes
Mars Just Got Its First Lightning Strike Caught on Tape by NASA Rover